(45) President Doll

This plush partisan is here to absorb all your ballot box blues. Red state, blue state, or somewhere in between, here for you when the election makes you say, Dammit!

Cheaper than therapy and more satisfying than a recount, it's the perfect way to stuff the ballot box of your frustrations.

Remember, whether your candidate is winning by a landslide or hanging by a chad, there's no electoral college for stress relief. Vote Dammit Doll 2024 - because sometimes, you just need to caucus with your anger!