Shipping Costs*


If you choose to have your order expedited, it must be submitted by 12:00 pm PT for same day shipping. Anything ordered after 12:00 pm PT will leave our warehouse the following day, unless it’s Friday, in which case it will be shipped out Monday. Any orders placed on Saturday or Sunday will ship the following business day. This rule does not exist just so we can make it to happy hour, it exists because the shipping service has a strict pickup schedule. At least we hope that’s why, otherwise they’re getting discount drinks and appetizers without us. RUDE!

Shipping is stressful so let’s go through the basics, DAMMIT!

Your order will be shipped via a Standard Service unless you select an expedited shipping method aka the “I want it now button”. Your shipping rate is subject to change depending on the weight of your order. Sorry foreigners, these rates are not applicable for orders shipped outside of the US. Express lovers, please note that expedited orders placed will be shipped the following day

Occasionally, severe weather conditions may cause unavoidable delays in shipping. Please be assured that our team and our freight companies will do our best to see that your shipment arrives as timely as possible.

Shipping Chart
Method Shipping Time Cost
Ground 4 - 7 Business Days $5.00
Priority 1-3 Business Days $11.00
*Orders placed after 12:00 pm PST will ship the next business day

We don’t ship outside the U.S. Before you start throwing things in frustration, please visit our locator page. We have distributors in other countries who'd love to fulfill your frazzled wishes.