DAMMIT! MATCHMAKER

Meet your DAMMIT! soul mate:

Our patterns aren't the only things that are vibrant, DAMMIT! We also have loud personalities that don't take stress lightly! Use our DAMMIT! MATCHMAKER to find your stress-relieving friend. We're the only companion that won't mind a little roughhousing and swearing when we first meet.

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  • Dammit Moment

    Feb 02 at 4:19PM

    Somebody stole my lunch?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 29 at 7:12PM

    Friends decided to back stab and completely ignore me. Now my brand new doll has been ripped and beaten into 4 pieces?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 27 at 7:52PM

    Had to pay off some old tickets at the DMV, shouldn't have come during lunch-hour. DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 21 at 11:53AM

    How did I get through life this long without knowing about Dammit Dolls?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 18 at 2:53PM

    Everything is going wrong?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 14 at 8:27PM

    Escalations team couldn't handle a policy better than a new employee?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 14 at 6:38PM

    Got sprayed by the dog's anal glands?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 14 at 2:05PM

    Tripped over the dog while trying to set-up a business meeting via text?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 10 at 11:19PM

    Roommate decided to have sex while you're still in the room?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 10 at 11:20AM

    Friend stabbed me in the back?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 08 at 10:33PM

    Left the car window rolled down on the one day it rained?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 08 at 9:30AM

    Husband’s ex wife has been stealing from us for 4 years?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 08 at 8:17AM

    Bought one for each of my coworker so we could be stressed out together?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 06 at 12:05AM

    Set your alarm for PM instead of AM?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Jan 06 at 12:04AM

    Warming up the car and locked both sets of keys inside the vehicle?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 31 at 11:50PM

    Tripped carrying the cooked Christmas turkey on a platter and it slid into the dirty kitchen sink?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 31 at 4:05PM

    Work related stress is getting to you?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 30 at 11:32PM

    Dropped a box of papers?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 30 at 11:31PM

    Forgot your homework?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 29 at 7:56PM

    Cat knocked the fan out of the window onto your head?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 28 at 9:49AM

    Have to go back to work after the Christmas holiday?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 27 at 9:15PM

    Dog shit on the rug?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 25 at 4:27PM

    Employee decides I have no feelings and can treat me however?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 24 at 4:18AM

    Bankrupt?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 24 at 4:17AM

    Allergies and redness before a romantic date?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 23 at 6:38PM

    Get out of the car to fix a flat and locked the keys and the phone in the car?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 21 at 5:12PM

    Lots of papers to grade over holiday break?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 19 at 11:03PM

    Can't afford to get my phone fixed?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 17 at 5:45PM

    Seasoned employee acting like it's their first day?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 17 at 2:31PM

    NO BONUS THIS YEAR?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 16 at 5:37PM

    Opened passenger door of your car to look for your cell phone and it fell down the sewer?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 15 at 12:52PM

    Got your period during finals?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 15 at 12:51PM

    Driving without a license and 9 people in the car?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 14 at 12:02AM

    Anxiety?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 13 at 10:09PM

    Finals?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 13 at 6:06PM

    Got dumped?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 13 at 3:28PM

    Have to visit my sister Dana?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 13 at 12:35PM

    Crush actually turned out to be a huge bitch?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 11 at 9:48AM

    Hillary Clinton might actually be president?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 08 at 7:29PM

    Hate everything?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 08 at 5:19PM

    Hate school?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 08 at 3:21PM

    Donald Trump might actually be president?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 08 at 11:59AM

    Nobody cares that you're by yourself or is there in your time of need?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 08 at 11:09AM

    Finals week?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 08 at 9:35AM

    Big visit from the higher ups?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 08 at 2:31AM

    Kids won't call you?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 05 at 9:42PM

    Husband's ex-wife is driving you crazy?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 05 at 9:14PM

    Got rejected, again?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 05 at 11:38AM

    Everyone is getting on your nerves?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 03 at 10:43PM

    OU beat OSU?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Dec 02 at 12:25PM

    Listening to your co-worker sing loudly and off key?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 30 at 3:16PM

    All out of makeup?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 30 at 2:40AM

    Just want to be left alone?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 29 at 8:40PM

    Already spent your paycheck and still have a week before you receive the next one?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 29 at 8:31PM

    Frustrated?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 29 at 2:18PM

    Found out you were adopted?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 24 at 2:32PM

    Got caught cheating?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 19 at 8:41PM

    People all around you but you feel totally alone?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 17 at 8:42PM

    Cut hot peppers and then touched your eyes?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 17 at 3:06PM

    Don't have a girlfriend?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 17 at 2:59PM

    Everyone you work with is an idiot?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 17 at 2:05AM

    Husband is being deployed during the holiday season?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 15 at 4:19PM

    Slow drivers are always in the fast lane?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 12 at 1:42PM

    Too much homework followed by too many tests?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 10 at 4:35PM

    6 safety recalls on your Honda in one year?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 08 at 3:44PM

    When you reach for stress relief and realize you overdid it last time?! (had to order more) DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 07 at 3:31PM

    Found two compression fractured vertebrae?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 06 at 8:40PM

    Just realized that my texts to a radio station were sent to my mom and the ones to her were sent to them?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 06 at 9:40AM

    Forgot you had school and the idea of going just makes you want to scream?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 06 at 1:50AM

    Had to ask a stranger to read the parking meter because you’re too nearsighted to see it?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 05 at 2:00PM

    Your best friend is trying to separate you and your boyfriend?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 04 at 3:43PM

    Found out you're due for a phone upgrade but you just bought insurance to fix your old phone?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 04 at 12:42PM

    Your hard drive died overnight and it's 2 days before payday?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Nov 03 at 1:53PM

    Your cheetos spilled all over the front porch just as you got home from the store?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 31 at 5:06PM

    Your over-privileged son has become an ungrateful adult?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 31 at 5:04PM

    Born to the wrong parents?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 31 at 5:04PM

    Wish you could silence the crazy soccer parents?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 30 at 3:09PM

    Didn’t realize your shirt was see-through until you got to work?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 29 at 2:48AM

    Just got diagnosed with cancer?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 28 at 3:45PM

    Went to the dentist for a routine cleaning and found out you need a root canal?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 25 at 3:12PM

    Lost your clicker and can't get into your car?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 22 at 5:45PM

    Made an expensive purchase and lost the bag on the way to the airport?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 22 at 5:44PM

    Your eyes are redder than a stop sign because you fell asleep with your contacts in?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 06 at 1:44PM

    Parents left town for a week and you realize you don’t have enough friends to throw a party?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 06 at 1:44PM

    Student loans have made your net worth a negative number?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 06 at 1:44PM

    Job hunting and realizing your college degree means absolutely nothing?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 06 at 1:44PM

    Went to surprise your girlfriend for lunch and found out she hasn’t worked there for months?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Oct 06 at 1:43PM

    Got a new haircut but your family keeps asking if you gained weight?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Sep 10 at 3:12PM

    Attempted to use the dishwasher and now the whole kitchen is flooded?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Sep 10 at 3:12PM

    So broke that your fridge has only ketchup and mustard in it?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Sep 10 at 3:12PM

    Sitting on the box your desk chair came in because you're too lazy to build it?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Sep 10 at 3:12PM

    Account balance is so low that you just avoid looking at it till next week?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Sep 10 at 3:12PM

    Already spent most of your paycheck but you have a week before the next one comes in?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Sep 10 at 1:09PM

    Attempted to go to bed early and wound up internet binging until daylight?! DAMMIT!

  • Dammit Moment

    Sep 10 at 1:08PM

    Accidentally swallowed your contacts and the solution because it looked like a glass of water?! DAMMIT!