Apr 18 at 1:19AM
My girlfriend is mad at me again DAMMIT!
Apr 16 at 10:51AM
Stepped in a fire ant bed without shoes DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 14 at 10:37AM
I'm getting frustrated with my Doctor!!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 12 at 12:41AM
I'm such a shitty parent DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Apr 10 at 8:26PM
I hate my job! #DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 10 at 2:02PM
The dog chewed up my favorite hat DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 10 at 12:48AM
My dog won't stop pooping in the new house DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 09 at 11:39AM
The President DAMMIT DOLLS are out of stock. DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 09 at 11:22AM
My movie keeps buffering!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 08 at 11:25PM
Apr 08 at 5:25PM
Just received AARP membership kit and I'm not even quite 50 yet! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 08 at 1:30PM
Forgot my keys DAMMIT!
Apr 08 at 12:00PM
When someone steals your bank info and puts you in the negative by $700. DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Apr 08 at 10:00AM
When you have a family get-together, but your family all act like idiots! DAMMIT!
Apr 08 at 9:59AM
When your Powerball numbers are ALL off by one digit from the winners!!! DAMMIT!
Apr 06 at 8:07AM
I don't wanna go to work! Dammit! DAMMIT!
Apr 05 at 9:42PM
Had to taze that idiot, now I got a crap load of paperwork! Dammit! Dammit! And double Dammit! DAMMIT!
Apr 05 at 1:04AM
Stupid people create twice the work! Dammit!! DAMMIT!
Mar 31 at 6:20AM
Woke up late for work!! DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!
Mar 29 at 8:41PM
Stupid friends and family won't listen to me!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mar 29 at 4:25PM
too much work, too little time, DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mar 27 at 12:03PM
My bank account is empty, dammit! DAMMIT!
Mar 27 at 11:37AM
Can't find full-time work with benefits! DAMMIT!
Mar 23 at 5:39PM
My husband has to work late. DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mar 21 at 1:15PM
I dropped my mouth guard in the toilet! DAMMIT!
Mar 21 at 8:38AM
Coworkers who act like your friend just to get gossip on you, then act offended when you call them out on it. DAMMIT!
Mar 20 at 11:20PM
Lazy co-workers! DAMMIT!
Mar 20 at 11:52AM
Sleeping through my alarm twice! Dammit DAMMIT!
Mar 20 at 11:33AM
Middle school DAMMITT! DAMMIT!
Mar 18 at 6:23PM
I'm losing my hair DAMMIT!
Mar 18 at 5:57PM
Opened a 2 liter that was shook up dammit DAMMIT!
Mar 16 at 4:40PM
Men! Dammit! DAMMIT!
Mar 16 at 1:53PM
Bone marrow transplant DAMMIT!
Mar 13 at 4:48PM
Keep losing out when we bid on houses. DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!!!! DAMMIT!
Mar 12 at 4:17PM
Narcissists DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Mar 11 at 4:49PM
When there is nothing. you can say or do for a friend that doesn't have long to live.DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mar 11 at 4:44PM
When Bad things happen to good. people. not fair DAMMIT!
Mar 11 at 1:17PM
I can do my job better than my Supervisor! DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Mar 09 at 10:13PM
My husband went to sleep before me! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mar 09 at 1:17PM
Fighting games are IMPOSSIBLE!!! DAMMIT!
Mar 07 at 1:43AM
3 PROJECTS DUE TOMORROW! X__X DAMMIT!
Mar 07 at 12:17AM
Menopause is for the birds! Dammit! Dammit! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mar 06 at 12:58PM
Ripped my pants DAMMIT!
Mar 06 at 9:12AM
Monday! Dammit! DAMMIT!
Mar 05 at 7:58PM
Fuckin customers. DAMMIT!
Mar 05 at 7:17PM
My shoe fell off in the middle of a crowded public area DAMMIT!
Mar 05 at 7:15PM
My hair is making creepy animal shapes DAMMIT!
Mar 05 at 7:14PM
I tripped on myself in front of everyone DAMMIT!
Mar 04 at 10:48PM
Diabetes!! Dammit!!! DAMMIT!
Mar 04 at 9:39PM
Can't stop coughing DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mar 03 at 1:26PM
This job DAMMIT!
Mar 02 at 10:54PM
My boss is an idiot...Dammit! DAMMIT!
Mar 02 at 8:51PM
Diet! I want a donut...DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Feb 28 at 2:54AM
Insomnia...can't sleep. DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Feb 27 at 10:06PM
Feb 27 at 12:51AM
Donald Trump is president!!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Feb 26 at 7:25AM
It's Monday DAMMIT!
Feb 24 at 7:30PM
I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Feb 24 at 4:58AM
I can't even dammit DAMMIT!
Feb 23 at 10:48AM
Work stress DAMMIT!
Feb 17 at 9:46AM
Unexplained illness DAMMIT!
Feb 16 at 10:39PM
My Mom is battling breast cancer. The Cancer Dammit Doll is getting ragged. 🎀 DAMMIT!
Feb 15 at 2:46PM
Annoying people! DAMMIT!
Feb 14 at 8:21PM
My son is in the Navy and is out of the country so I still haven't met my first grandchild and he's already 6 months old. DAMMIT!
Feb 14 at 3:18AM
I'm in a bad relationship DAMMIT!
Feb 13 at 9:58PM
Got screwed by my attorney DAMMIT!
Feb 13 at 12:13PM
Running late... DAMMIT!
Feb 13 at 10:56AM
I'm losing my hair!!! DAMMIT!
Feb 13 at 8:30AM
It's Monday. DAMMIT!
Feb 13 at 3:43AM
Car broke down DAMMIT!
Feb 12 at 9:58PM
Dog threw up on the carpet instead of the linoleum floor! DAMMIT!
Feb 12 at 9:30PM
I put on a nice shirt and my nephew spits up gross formula all over me. DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Feb 12 at 3:11PM
Have to work on a Sunday!!! DAMMIT!
Feb 11 at 5:00PM
Feb 11 at 10:34AM
Cancer sucks! DAMMIT!
Feb 10 at 1:44PM
My son. DAMMIT!
Feb 10 at 1:14PM
Working with bitchy women! DAMMIT!
Feb 09 at 7:55PM
Helped my daughter with honework... she brought home an F!!! DAMMIT!
Feb 09 at 4:57PM
Presidential Election 2016. DAMMIT!
Feb 08 at 9:29PM
Halfway to midterms and I'm way behind! DAMMIT!
Feb 08 at 3:11AM
This job. DAMMIT!
Feb 07 at 9:42PM
Loss of a loved one! DAMMIT!
Feb 07 at 6:21PM
Stupid people who can't drive! DAMMIT!
Feb 06 at 8:55PM
Studied for hours but still failed test! DAMMIT!
Feb 06 at 1:44PM
Metastatic Cancer! DAMMIT!
Feb 05 at 9:55PM
Feb 05 at 9:54PM
Feb 04 at 12:35PM
The chart room is a fucking mess! DAMMIT!
Feb 03 at 9:37AM
Work stress! DAMMIT!
Feb 01 at 7:01PM
Stupid people! DAMMIT!
Jan 25 at 2:56PM
Ran outta pot!!!! DAMMIT!
Jan 25 at 2:55PM
Female dog lifted her leg to pee! DAMMIT!
Ran outta pain meds and STILL in severe pain!!!!!! DAMMIT!
Jan 24 at 11:51AM
This damn job! DAMMIT!
Jan 21 at 12:07AM
Worst Xmas season yet! DAMMIT!
Jan 20 at 7:21AM
Zebra print! DAMMIT!
Jan 17 at 11:39AM
Salsa packet exploded when I tried to open it all over my car and clothes! DAMMIT!
Jan 17 at 12:32AM
Jan 14 at 11:54AM
Xmas gift to teacher was not impressive enough to get him chosen for spelling bee. DAMMIT!
Jan 13 at 12:26AM
Robbed twice in three days! DAMMIT!
Jan 12 at 2:52PM
Picked up baby shower cake from store and it say "Congradulations"... DAMMIT!
Jan 11 at 10:57PM
I lost my dammit doll! GOD DAMMIT!
Jan 11 at 8:49PM
Trying to quit smoking.... DAMMIT!
Jan 11 at 1:22PM
stuck in traffic DAMMIT!
Jan 11 at 12:03AM
Broke my ankle a week before school started back!!!! DAMMIT!
Jan 10 at 10:30AM
Team can't score! DAMMIT!
Jan 09 at 10:44PM
I was in the middle of class and the teacher said "test" so I got my doll out of my binder and started banging it on the table screaming DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Jan 08 at 4:35PM
I'm being threatened to get good grades!! DAMMIT!
Jan 08 at 2:11PM
Weight gain! DAMMIT!
Jan 07 at 9:53PM
Fell and broke my tail bone... DAMMIT!
Jan 06 at 8:53PM
I'm missing snow in Virginia because I now live in Florida..... DAMMIT!
Jan 05 at 11:05PM
Sick with strep for the 2nd time in 3 weeks! DAMMIT!
Jan 05 at 4:19PM
I took Viagra and stuck in traffic! DAMMIT!
Jan 04 at 9:31PM
Hospital... DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Jan 01 at 1:48PM
When the Ravens lose! DAMMIT!
Dec 30 at 10:53PM
I'm so frustrated I want to break things! DAMMIT!
Dec 28 at 11:13PM
When the love of my life left me and won't tell me what went wrong... DAMMIT!
Dec 28 at 12:37AM
Mother in laws. DAMMIT!
Dec 25 at 8:53PM
Lent ex-husband money for his mortgage with the condition that he pay me back asap because I needed that money to pay my son's college tuition. Three months later, he still hasn't paid me back and I can't pay the tuition! DAMMIT!
Dec 25 at 10:28AM
Failed the test and retest!! DAMMIT!
Dec 25 at 10:27AM
Failed a test twice DAMMIT!
Dec 24 at 9:24PM
Dec 23 at 5:35PM
I live with my mother-in-law. DAMMIT!
Dec 23 at 5:16PM
I'm sick on Christmas break!! DAMMIT!
Dec 23 at 3:39PM
Ex boyfriend! DAMMIT!
Dec 21 at 6:00PM
I got stabbed in the hand with scissors! DAMMIT!
Dec 21 at 12:17AM
Just Lost My Job! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Dec 20 at 11:37PM
I wish these moments were on a live FB or IG newsfeed, so I could laugh a little bit throughout my stressful day! DAMMIT!
Dec 19 at 9:37PM
Flight to florida got cancelled and it's December in Texas... DAMMIT!
Dec 19 at 6:57AM
I can't even!!! DAMMIT!
Dec 18 at 9:47PM
I am blind and cant see!! DAMMIT!
Dec 18 at 11:39AM
I'm over it! DAMMIT!
Dec 17 at 11:28PM
Dec 17 at 12:56PM
This job!!! DAMMIT!
Dec 16 at 2:31PM
I'm sad. I left my DAMMIT DOLL on top of my car while loading my daughter in this morning. Drove off and didn't realize until lunch time. WHEN, I got home and my doll was laying in the middle of the road....dead. It must have been ran over by 30 cars & the trash truck. It was my favorite one DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Dec 16 at 12:38AM
In love with your best friend and don't want to ruin it. DAMMIT!
Dec 13 at 9:55PM
Stuck at a council meeting with no end in sight...DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Dec 13 at 12:45PM
Went to doctor because a nerve damaged and I cant feel or move my fingers. They gave me a stupid baby blue pad to put on my elbow and said 'maybe it will get better eventually. DAMMIT!
Dec 13 at 9:52AM
So much snow, yet exams were NOT canceled DAMMIT!
Dec 12 at 10:08PM
Dec 11 at 11:06PM
I have two finals tomorrow! DAMMIT!
Dec 11 at 11:03PM
I'm in love with a narcissistic sociopath. DAMMIT!
Dec 11 at 9:37PM
The dog barfed on the other dog! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Dec 11 at 6:53PM
I hurt my back! DAMMIT!
Dec 11 at 6:15PM
Daughter moved back home with hubby and 2 kids. Won't pay rent. Been 2 years now! DAMMIT!
Dec 09 at 6:20PM
Employees won't follow instructions they've been given 5 times!! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 9:17PM
Dec 08 at 7:53AM
Out of coffee filters! DAMMIT!
Dec 05 at 10:58PM
Midterms! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Dec 05 at 10:18PM
That moment when you run into a concrete wall after rolling down a steep slope..... DAMMIT!
Dec 05 at 2:36PM
My hubby leaves his crap all over the place!! DAMMIT!
Dec 04 at 7:47PM
I lost at bingo DAMMIT!
Dec 04 at 12:41PM
Why is everything going bad at once? I'm not made out of money! DAMMIT!
Dec 03 at 11:20PM
Working retail makes me hate Christmas! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Dec 03 at 12:03PM
I bought one and was sitting at the table and got perturbed so I picked up Mabel (I named her) and said three dammits and beat the poor girl on the table. My 20 y/o daughter looked at me like I had lost it. She had never seen a Dammit Doll before! DAMMIT!
Dec 01 at 1:33PM
Unwanted parenting advice DAMMIT!
Dec 01 at 1:31PM
Husband wants to quit job 30 days after he got it DAMMIT!
Dec 01 at 1:30PM
Toddler just threw up on me right after I got his cold medicine in him DAMMIT!
Nov 30 at 5:59PM
Stuck in traffic and late to a meeting. DAMMIT!
Nov 29 at 10:27AM
12 hour shift and im surrounded by A holes! DAMMIT!
Nov 28 at 2:04AM
MS sucks Dammit! DAMMIT!
Nov 26 at 11:52PM
When you get arrested! DAMMIT!
When you get arrested! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Nov 26 at 11:50PM
When you have to get up before dawn and feed the farm animals in freezing weather! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Nov 26 at 10:41PM
I worked Black Friday Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! What was I thinking? DAMMIT!
Nov 26 at 10:40PM
I worked retail in Black Friday. DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Nov 26 at 8:52PM
My neighbors are constantly setting of the fire alarm! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Nov 26 at 8:51PM
My neighbors are constantly playing loud music at night! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Nov 26 at 5:00PM
When you FINALLY can afford to buy a DAMMIT doll because of the Black Friday special and THEY ARE ALL OUT of the one you want....DAMMIT!!!! DAMMIT!
Nov 24 at 9:22PM
My husband got off work at 11 am the day before Thanksgiving and waited for me to come home to go grocery shopping, and to top that off I got off at 7 pm. DAMMIT!
Nov 20 at 12:56AM
when I bought myself a new car and someone rear ended my new car the following week DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Nov 20 at 12:55AM
When I went out to eat and accidentally left my wallet at home! DAMMIT!
Nov 19 at 7:54PM
Just used the last quarters on parking meters now I have no quarters for my granddaughters bubblegum DAMMIT!
Nov 19 at 7:53PM
Put down Daughters tuition on football game DAMMIT!
Nov 17 at 5:11PM
Got home from work and had to clean! DAMMIT!
Nov 14 at 11:34AM
YES, my Tattoo hurt! DAMMIT!
Nov 13 at 10:11PM
Two parking tickets in a week. DAMMIT!
Nov 13 at 1:34PM
In a long distance relationship and can't talk to him for a couple months.. DAMMIT!
Nov 12 at 10:45PM
When you've worked really hard to finish coloring a picture only to find out you missed the deadline for the contest...DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!
Nov 11 at 12:22AM
When my boss expects me to change the water tank instead of him getting off his lazy ass and changing it himself. DAMNIT! DAMMIT!
Nov 09 at 11:16AM
I got up at 5am to sneak into my son's car to see if he has anything hidden in it, took the dog with me, dog got skunked!! I had to give the dog a bath for the next 2 hrs!!! DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Nov 06 at 11:22AM
When you receive the new glasses you ordered and realize you didn't order the transition lenses and can't change anything. DAMMIT!
Nov 06 at 12:01AM
Trip and cut your elbow on the road you are running on! DAMMIT!
Nov 01 at 4:23PM
my boss is an idiot DAMMIT!
Oct 22 at 9:32PM
Someone wants to bully me out of my Dammit Doll DAMMIT!
Oct 21 at 10:40PM
I spent an hour looking for a phantom transaction somewhere in one of five accounts. When it didn't exist the requesto said they must have been mistaken. DAMMIT! That's when I knew that I needed a DAMMIT DOLL. DAMMIT!
Oct 20 at 5:49PM
After waiting 1 hour & 45 minutes for my scheduled doctor's appointment, the nurse comes out to tell me due to a computer glitch my appointment will need to be rescheduled. DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Oct 20 at 5:43PM
When you are waiting to see if you got a red light ticket! DAMMIT!
Oct 19 at 9:08PM
People. Just people. DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Oct 16 at 8:52PM
When I walked out my door and noticed someone stole my front licence plate off my car! DAMMIT!
Oct 13 at 8:26PM
When I don't understand the new math. DAMMIT!
Oct 12 at 7:23PM
My friend called to tell me she had mailed me a birthday present. Since she is known for extravagant gifts, I couldn't wait to get it! Next day, it arrived....it was one of these dolls! ;) DAMMIT!
Oct 12 at 9:59AM
My friend threw a live cricket at me. DAMMIT!
Oct 10 at 11:58AM
When the person in the care in front of you turning left is looking at their phone and doesn't turn left in time for you to get through too!!! DAMMIT!
Oct 07 at 5:51PM
When the people at work like to snitch. DAMMIT!
Oct 07 at 11:26AM
Switching computer programs at work! DAMMIT!
Oct 05 at 10:21AM
Oct 05 at 10:20AM
I'm done adulting. DAMMIT!
Oct 04 at 6:56PM
When my clients are non compliant. DAMMIT!
Sep 30 at 8:56AM
When you have a test, and you fail it! DAMMIT!
When you have a test, and you fail it. DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Sep 28 at 1:05AM
When I drop the pills for my hand tremors because my hands are shaking. DAMMIT!
Sep 27 at 7:26PM
When I show up to a conference call with customers and there are 30 of them and one of me... DAMMIT!
Sep 24 at 1:57PM
The internet goes down or bloops and your document you were working on does not auto save! DAMMIT!
Sep 24 at 11:41AM
When you call the credit card company to pay your bill and you get someone who barely speaks English and they can't understand you... DAMMIT!
Sep 22 at 3:19PM
Sep 21 at 6:00AM
When a kindergarten student decides to bolt the day you wear sandals and you sprain your ankle in the chase. DAMMIT!
Sep 19 at 2:04PM
My car got towed, and the service happily informs it's $185 to get it back. DAMMIT!
Sep 19 at 10:45AM
When the passwords won't work! DAMMIT!
Sep 18 at 4:56PM
When the great flood of South Louisiana stole Eddie my Dammit Doll out of my desk at work!! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Sep 10 at 5:02AM
WHEN I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE!!! DAMMIT!
Sep 08 at 10:49AM
My coworker won't shut up! Stop complaining about all your problems to me! DAMMIT!
Sep 06 at 4:28PM
My dog pooped on the floor. DAMMIT!
Aug 31 at 7:25PM
Whenever i mess up a piece of art that was going great, and then i can't fix it!! DAMMIT!
Aug 31 at 7:14PM
Messed up a watercolor painting i can't fix! DAMMIT!
Aug 27 at 10:21PM
I broke my arm today! DAMMIT!
Aug 25 at 5:42AM
I embarrass myself in front of people I want to impress. Wtf?! DAMMIT!
Aug 23 at 1:19AM
My neighbor brings his dogs to crap in MY yard. It's killing my grass and my back picking it up. DAMMIT!
Aug 22 at 6:34PM
My coworker bugs me. DAMMIT!
Aug 22 at 5:44PM
My toddler is being a tiny tyrant. DAMMIT!
Aug 20 at 7:07PM
My husband never puts the cap back on ANYTHING. DAMMIT!
Aug 20 at 12:28PM
My husband smoked up his paycheck! DAMMIT!
Aug 19 at 11:12AM
The customer replied to my email with a question I answered in the first line of the email she's replying to!!! DAMMIT!
Aug 17 at 12:50PM
My dog destroyed my dammit doll! DAMMIT!
Aug 16 at 2:25PM
No one listens to me! DAMMIT!
Aug 13 at 5:31PM
My cat decided to have a hairball sharing party on my nice clean sheets! DAMMIT!
Aug 12 at 4:56PM
My parents won't let me talk on the phone! DAMMIT!
Aug 10 at 11:42AM
I lost my dammit doll! DAMMIT!
Aug 10 at 11:41AM
Aug 10 at 8:38AM
My co-worker is always negative!! DAMMIT!
Aug 09 at 9:41PM
I am still working and it is almost 10:00 at night. DAMMIT!
Aug 09 at 1:07PM
Today, someone interrupted my conversation in the middle of someone talking. How rude! DAMMIT!
Aug 05 at 10:56AM
My dog pooped on my bedroom floor right as I was leaving for work! DAMMIT!
Aug 03 at 8:42PM
Extreme Couponers when I'm on a register. DAMMIT!
Aug 03 at 10:17AM
I left my cell phone home! DAMMIT!
Aug 01 at 9:14AM
My little sister was being an absolute pest, jumping at me, telling, and stomping around. In all the distraction, I accidentally deleted a file of over 10K images I was saving. DAMMIT!
Jul 30 at 2:12PM
My grades suck right now! DAMMIT!
MY cat ran away and I have no idea where he is! DAMMIT!
Jul 28 at 5:55AM
My husband took my car to work instead of his. Mine had all of my stuff for work in it. DAMMIT!
Jul 27 at 1:48AM
Your parents came to town the weekend they got a new car. You forgot and honked and waved at a guy driving what looks like their old truck now you're stuck at a stoplight with him staring at you!? DAMMIT!
Jul 26 at 11:01AM
I am done adulting. DAMMIT!
Jul 18 at 9:18PM
Jul 18 at 5:43PM
Just dropped my jar of screws, nails, etc. DAMMIT!
Jul 17 at 2:05PM
My life is a mess. DAMMIT!
Jul 17 at 8:05AM
Husband decided to make his own dinner because my meatloaf wasnt healthy enough for him. DAMMIT!
Jul 17 at 12:04AM
The neighbors on each side are both smoking again. DAMMIT!
Jul 15 at 10:35PM
In a moment of weakness I agreed to a sleepover. Argh! What was I thinking? DAMMIT!
Jul 14 at 12:34AM
My son just told my beloved dog "I hate you" simply because he followed him in the other room (he had food in his hand). 13yr old boys!!! DAMMIT!
Jul 13 at 9:59PM
My house is a mess!! DAMMIT!
Jul 12 at 6:48PM
Jul 12 at 8:49AM
School buses! DAMMIT!
Jul 09 at 11:52PM
I'm in so much pain! DAMMIT!
Jul 09 at 9:38PM
I went to fart and it wasn't a fart! DAMMIT!
Jul 07 at 10:15PM
My family is driving me crazy because the weather is bad! DAMMIT!
Jul 07 at 4:31AM
Why in the hell did I come into this room?! DAMMIT!
Jul 07 at 4:30AM
Locked my keys in my car! DAMMIT!
Jul 05 at 1:41AM
Forgot to do laundry. Two days in a row. DAMMIT!
Jun 30 at 4:26PM
I'm so hungry. DAMMIT!
Jun 30 at 3:11PM
my ex is a jerk DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Jun 30 at 3:10PM
My ex is a jerk! DAMMIT!
Jun 29 at 1:52PM
I can't leave this place! DAMMIT!
Jun 27 at 3:02PM
This doll is awesome. DAMMIT!
Jun 26 at 9:22PM
Can't keep this house clean! DAMMIT!
Jun 26 at 8:22PM
Forgot to bring my charger DAMMIT!
Jun 24 at 1:47PM
6 years working on a phd, 3 chapters done, prof wants 5! DAMMIT!
Jun 18 at 2:09AM
Damm it i got clamiamida from my cheating ex DAMMIT!
Jun 17 at 3:29PM
Punched the wall DAMMIT!
Jun 16 at 9:24PM
Iphone just falls on Concrete DAMMIT!
Jun 16 at 9:18PM
Dropped Iphone on Concrete! DAMMIT!
Jun 14 at 11:18AM
My boyfriends ex and another girl wouldn't leave him alone and it is costing him he's job.... Dammit!!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Jun 12 at 12:10PM
Just found the 20 pounds I just lost... DAMMIT!
Jun 12 at 1:24AM
While hanging up a business call, I said "I love you!" DAMMIT!
While hanging up a business call, I said "I love you!" DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Jun 11 at 4:27PM
Last week of classes before finals week, twice the work of any other week. DAMMIT!
Jun 10 at 2:54AM
Lost my keys! DAMMIT!
Jun 09 at 1:33PM
Husband has a girlfriend. DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Jun 08 at 6:51AM
Everyone at work is allowed to go out for a smoke break but they give me attitude if I ask. DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Jun 08 at 4:59AM
Jun 07 at 9:20PM
When a junkie(who does drugs) copies my work throughout the school year, moving to high school by also copying others. DAMMIT!
Jun 06 at 10:39AM
slammed car door completely shut on my hand... DAMMIT!
Jun 06 at 10:35AM
Had every type of patient coming into the hospital I work at, nonstop. Had no extra help to do all the paperwork on my shift! DAMMIT!
Jun 04 at 6:54PM
Opened my inground pool...hole in the liner..DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
Jun 01 at 10:06AM
The boys lost the All Star baseball game last night, so guess who now gets to sit on a bleacher for a 3 hour practice tonight before the next game Thursday... DAMMIT!
May 29 at 11:03PM
My boss insists we put in unpaid hours, even on Holidays. Happy Memorial Day DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
May 27 at 3:31PM
Realize that you have 5+ pages of homework left, DAMMIT!
May 27 at 3:23PM
When your crush rejects you, DAMMIT!
May 25 at 1:50PM
Did all the work, got none of the credit DAMMIT!
May 25 at 12:09PM
Kids are out of school DAMMIT!
May 24 at 12:13PM
Criminals get away with murder? Damn it! DAMMIT!
May 23 at 7:24PM
I went to the Y to work out and left my Fitbit at home on the charger. DAMMIT!
May 23 at 6:53AM
Everything pisses me off, I don't know why. I'm just pissed! DAMMIT!
May 20 at 7:10PM
You think you have a house under contract and at the last minute the buyer walks! DAMMIT DAMMIT!
May 20 at 3:08PM
i work at a doctors office and the patients are all idiots!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
May 19 at 10:41AM
Dammit! Brain cancer! DAMMIT!
May 18 at 11:51AM
My puppy poops in the floor so much , she thinks her name is Dammit Thelma! DAMMIT!
May 15 at 10:25PM
Computer crashed and lost 600+ pages of work! DAMMIT!
May 15 at 2:23PM
I can't even DAMMIT!
May 15 at 12:57PM
Customers treating me like the hired help again! DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!
May 14 at 8:57AM
Found a lump in my breast. DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
May 11 at 4:16PM
broken hearted DAMMIT!
May 10 at 2:49AM
I have a very sore throat and have to repeat myself 1000 times before someone understands me... DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
May 10 at 2:46AM
I have a a sore throat but have to repeat myself 1000 times before someone understands me... DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
May 08 at 8:39PM
Husband talks to his friend who is a girl, on Mother's Day. DAMMIT!
May 08 at 6:34PM
My POS ex kept my son on Mother's Day!! Then brought him back with a fever! DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!
May 07 at 10:29PM
When your mom pisses you off DAMMIT!
May 07 at 9:41PM
Friday afternoon and my boss emails about a conference call in 20 min DAMMIT!
May 03 at 10:57PM
when your mom keeps yelling at you to clean the dishes?! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
when your mom keeps yelling at you to clean the dishes?! DAMMIT!
when your mom keeps yelling at you to clean the dishes?!DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
May 03 at 10:53PM
BOSS IS A PSYCHO WITCH! DAMMIT!
Apr 29 at 1:20PM
GIVE me my bar exam results now. DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 29 at 12:57PM
My boss is retirng and refuses to leave his dammit doll behind! DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Apr 28 at 3:34AM
I wish I could stop being upset about my health issues...dammit... DAMMIT!
Apr 28 at 3:32AM
I've been dealing with debilitating health issues my entire life and now I'm being diagnose with cancer,,,I'm tired of fighting...and my heart is breaking for my boy...dammit... DAMMIT!
Apr 27 at 11:50AM
"DAMMIT" I CANT SLEEP, MY BRAIN ...LIFE IS ON OVERLOAD DAMMIT!
Apr 26 at 9:53PM
Found the perfect parking spot. Close to the store. When I came out, I wandered the parking lot, and then remembered the spot. DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 25 at 1:14PM
I woke up tired and just really did not want to go to work even though today is my day off DAMMIT!
Apr 25 at 10:41AM
All out of tortilla chips? DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 24 at 9:16PM
My husband now walks and texts just like a teenager DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Apr 23 at 1:57PM
Lady says she wants to speak to the manager?!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 22 at 12:00PM
When the new girl does absolutely nothing on her computer all day!! DAMMIT!
Apr 22 at 8:36AM
Have a dozen of tasks and know nothing and have no time but due date is yesterday!?DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 21 at 2:18AM
Guy asks me out and I said no when I meant yes! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 20 at 3:01PM
My husband broke his neck had surgery now I'll have to be nice to him DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Apr 19 at 9:30PM
Food all cooked only to find I'm missing the key ingredient! DAMMIT!
Apr 19 at 9:27PM
Best friend went back to that jerk and got hurt now you have to console her again!?! DAMMIT!
Apr 19 at 5:24AM
Hubby has stage 4 colon cancer. DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!
Apr 18 at 11:06PM
constant honking when I'm trying to sleep in the early morning!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 16 at 4:58AM
I'm out of booze. Damnit. DAMMIT!
Apr 15 at 6:56PM
My parents r still cool with my "ex" DAMMIT!
Apr 15 at 4:04AM
My sisters birthday and all the cake gets eaten DAMMIT!
Apr 14 at 12:58PM
My baby stayed up half the night. DAMMIT!
Apr 14 at 6:49AM
Somebody pissed you off at work DAMMIT!
Apr 14 at 6:48AM
Can't stand stupid people DAMMIT!
Apr 10 at 11:21PM
Mother in law visiting for an entire week DAMMIT!
Apr 09 at 10:10PM
When my cat pukes on the carpet DAMMIT!
Apr 09 at 5:49PM
Apr 09 at 11:07AM
Kids making a damn mess all over the house!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 09 at 9:00AM
Touring DC in the rain! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Apr 08 at 2:55PM
My day off and I get called in to work?! DAMMIT!
Apr 07 at 12:36PM
The dogs got into the trash again?! DAMMIT!
Apr 07 at 11:01AM
You marry the one you love, to find out some 20 years later he has cheated throughout your marriage?! DAMMIT!
Apr 07 at 2:54AM
Work everyday at a grocery store?! DAMMIT!
Apr 06 at 3:24AM
Allergies & PMS?!?! DAMMIT!
Apr 06 at 2:37AM
Uber passengers never tip?! DAMMIT!
Apr 06 at 2:16AM
He ignores me and I STILL love him?! DAMMIT!
Apr 05 at 10:10PM
Got in a car accident?! DAMMIT!
Apr 05 at 8:21PM
Condescending coworkers?! DAMMIT!
Apr 05 at 6:59PM
Men are idiots?! DAMMIT!
Apr 04 at 10:02AM
Woke up with a head ache and upset stomach, but still have to go to work and poop in the communal stall?! DAMMIT!
Apr 04 at 12:37AM
Fever of 102?! DAMMIT!
Apr 03 at 2:49PM
My feelings and thoughts aren't considered important?! DAMMIT!
Apr 03 at 2:48PM
Your 3 grown up daughters are still living with you?! DAMMIT!
Apr 03 at 1:09PM
F****** hate stupid people?! DAMMIT!
Apr 01 at 1:13AM
Mar 31 at 11:28PM
Husband wants me to work full time, be a full time mom and full time housewife but doesn't want to help?! DAMMIT!
Mar 31 at 12:53PM
Husband cheated on me with his own aunt?! DAMMIT!
Mar 31 at 12:50PM
This is the 3rd time your Fiancé has canceled being introduced to your mom?! DAMMIT!
Mar 30 at 8:10AM
Dated a guy who said he's never been married and never had kids, only to find out he IS married and his "nephew" he talked about is his SON?! DAMMIT!
Mar 29 at 10:45AM
Your bestie co-worker gave her two week notice and you're so sad you cry yourself to sleep at night?! DAMMIT!
Mar 29 at 10:16AM
Your tweaker roommate sneaks in at 3am to grab more clothes and disappears for another 3 days before you can kick him out?! DAMMIT!
Mar 28 at 5:30PM
Cat pissed on rug?! DAMMIT!
Mar 27 at 9:27PM
Just finished washing dishes and teenage son brings 2 more bowls and 3 glasses?! DAMMIT!
Mar 27 at 9:25PM
Somebody ate all the Reese's eggs?! DAMMIT!
Mar 25 at 8:06PM
Teachers gave homework over spring break!?! DAMMIT!
Mar 24 at 6:57PM
Why is EVERYTHING my responsibility?! DAMMIT!
Mar 24 at 6:27PM
When your co-worker refuses to learn her new task and expects you to do it?! DAMMIT!
Mar 24 at 3:39PM
Dreading surgery in May?! DAMMIT!
Mar 23 at 11:11PM
You're jealous I do my job well and look cute doing it so you undermine me instead of making an effort to do better at your job?! DAMMIT!
Mar 23 at 7:37PM
Nursing student....need I say more?! DAMMIT!
Mar 23 at 5:55PM
Your daughters father would rather see his child in a hotel than chip in for deposit on an apartment DAMMIT!
Mar 22 at 11:59PM
Your 2 year old gets mad and shouts "DAMMIT!"?! DAMMIT!
Mar 21 at 9:09PM
Daughter is stressed out and you can't do anything to help?! DAMMIT!
Mar 21 at 5:26PM
Kids' Dad keeps snooping through your house during pick-ups?! DAMMIT!
Mar 21 at 5:24PM
Hurt your back playing basketball?! DAMMIT!
Mar 20 at 3:59PM
Always running into my ex-husband's girlfriend?! DAMMIT!
Mar 20 at 12:16AM
Want to slap your manager for creating a hostile work environment by saying she was stressed and wanted to slap the staff?! DAMMIT!
Mar 14 at 8:28PM
Saw Fiona's photo on the website and I can't marry her?! DAMMIT!
Mar 14 at 3:34PM
Threw out my back during Shaun T's insanity workout and couldn't exercise for a week?! DAMMIT!
Mar 10 at 10:41PM
Had to turn in homework by 2 am and didn't remember until 2:05 am?! DAMMIT!
Mar 10 at 8:18PM
Daylight Savings Time is robbing me of an hour this weekend?! DAMMIT!
Mar 10 at 3:58PM
The person who works next to you smells like their 5 cats, 4 dogs and the farm they live on?! DAMMIT!
Mar 10 at 9:58AM
Forgot to add something to a report?! DAMMIT!
Mar 08 at 4:37PM
Rushed out for work with the spare car key in hand but locked the house key and cellphone in the house?! DAMMIT!
Mar 06 at 4:33PM
The company I work for is full of idiots?! DAMMIT!
Mar 03 at 8:17PM
Family thinks my superpower is the ability to keep track of everyone's everything even though it's not?! DAMMIT!
Mar 03 at 8:11PM
A house full of able bodies (and minds) yet all of them look to me?! DAMMIT!
Mar 02 at 9:53PM
Your coworkers think you're lazy when all they do is surf the internet all day?! DAMMIT!
Feb 26 at 5:42AM
Your superior at work is worthless and you end up doing all the work!? DAMMIT!
Feb 26 at 5:16AM
People at work won't let you enjoy your break?! DAMMIT!
Feb 25 at 9:52AM
Packed a healthy lunch to stay on track with your diet but when you got to the office you realized it's still sitting on your counter at home?! DAMMIT!
Feb 25 at 9:48AM
A tornado warning is in affect and you don't have a DAMMIT doll?! DAMMIT!
Feb 23 at 6:05PM
Lease is up in March instead of May and now you only have 29 days to find a place to live?! DAMMIT!
Feb 23 at 4:55PM
I typed "My 22 year old won't give me the batteries to the TV remote and I can't make him?!" instead of my "2" year old?! DAMMIT!
Feb 23 at 12:14PM
My 22 year old won't give me the batteries to the TV remote and I can't make him?! DAMMIT!
Microsoft PivotTables report an overlap but doesn't tell you where?! DAMMIT!
Feb 23 at 9:39AM
Woke up with a crick in your neck and can't move?! DAMMIT!
Feb 22 at 3:39PM
You have a college degree but are working a minimum wage job?! DAMMIT!
Feb 22 at 11:53AM
Your wisdom teeth just started coming out and it hurts like hell?! DAMMIT!
Feb 19 at 7:22PM
People in America dont know how to drive a car?! DAMMIT!
Feb 19 at 5:33PM
Friend tried to change plans and cancel you last minute?! DAMMIT!
Feb 15 at 4:59PM
College is way too expensive?! DAMMIT!
Your best guy friend turned into a fuckboy?! DAMMIT!
Feb 08 at 10:04PM
Laptop broke and now you have no technology?! DAMMIT!
Feb 07 at 5:30PM
Everyone you work with is a moron, you're doing the work of 4 people & you don't get so much as an honorable mention at awards ceremony?! DAMMIT!
Feb 06 at 10:13PM
Somebody pissed you off at work?! DAMMIT!
Feb 02 at 4:19PM
Somebody stole my lunch?! DAMMIT!
Jan 29 at 7:12PM
Friends decided to back stab and completely ignore me. Now my brand new doll has been ripped and beaten into 4 pieces?! DAMMIT!
Jan 27 at 7:52PM
Had to pay off some old tickets at the DMV, shouldn't have come during lunch-hour. DAMMIT!
Jan 21 at 11:53AM
How did I get through life this long without knowing about Dammit Dolls?! DAMMIT!
Jan 18 at 2:53PM
Everything is going wrong?! DAMMIT!
Jan 14 at 8:27PM
Escalations team couldn't handle a policy better than a new employee?! DAMMIT!
Jan 14 at 6:38PM
Got sprayed by the dog's anal glands?! DAMMIT!
Jan 14 at 2:05PM
Tripped over the dog while trying to set-up a business meeting via text?! DAMMIT!
Jan 10 at 11:19PM
Roommate decided to have sex while you're still in the room?! DAMMIT!
Jan 10 at 11:20AM
Friend stabbed me in the back?! DAMMIT!
Jan 08 at 10:33PM
Left the car window rolled down on the one day it rained?! DAMMIT!
Jan 08 at 9:30AM
Husband’s ex wife has been stealing from us for 4 years?! DAMMIT!
Jan 08 at 8:17AM
Bought one for each of my coworker so we could be stressed out together?! DAMMIT!
Jan 06 at 12:05AM
Set your alarm for PM instead of AM?! DAMMIT!
Jan 06 at 12:04AM
Warming up the car and locked both sets of keys inside the vehicle?! DAMMIT!
Dec 31 at 11:50PM
Tripped carrying the cooked Christmas turkey on a platter and it slid into the dirty kitchen sink?! DAMMIT!
Dec 31 at 4:05PM
Work related stress is getting to you?! DAMMIT!
Dec 30 at 11:32PM
Dropped a box of papers?! DAMMIT!
Dec 30 at 11:31PM
Forgot your homework?! DAMMIT!
Dec 29 at 7:56PM
Cat knocked the fan out of the window onto your head?! DAMMIT!
Dec 28 at 9:49AM
Have to go back to work after the Christmas holiday?! DAMMIT!
Dec 27 at 9:15PM
Dog shit on the rug?! DAMMIT!
Dec 25 at 4:27PM
Employee decides I have no feelings and can treat me however?! DAMMIT!
Dec 24 at 4:18AM
Dec 24 at 4:17AM
Allergies and redness before a romantic date?! DAMMIT!
Dec 23 at 6:38PM
Get out of the car to fix a flat and locked the keys and the phone in the car?! DAMMIT!
Dec 21 at 5:12PM
Lots of papers to grade over holiday break?! DAMMIT!
Dec 19 at 11:03PM
Can't afford to get my phone fixed?! DAMMIT!
Dec 17 at 5:45PM
Seasoned employee acting like it's their first day?! DAMMIT!
Dec 17 at 2:31PM
NO BONUS THIS YEAR?! DAMMIT!
Dec 16 at 5:37PM
Opened passenger door of your car to look for your cell phone and it fell down the sewer?! DAMMIT!
Dec 15 at 12:52PM
Got your period during finals?! DAMMIT!
Dec 15 at 12:51PM
Driving without a license and 9 people in the car?! DAMMIT!
Dec 14 at 12:02AM
Dec 13 at 10:09PM
Dec 13 at 6:06PM
Got dumped?! DAMMIT!
Dec 13 at 3:28PM
Have to visit my sister Dana?! DAMMIT!
Dec 13 at 12:35PM
Crush actually turned out to be a huge bitch?! DAMMIT!
Dec 11 at 9:48AM
Hillary Clinton might actually be president?! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 7:29PM
Hate everything?! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 5:19PM
Hate school?! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 3:21PM
Donald Trump might actually be president?! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 11:59AM
Nobody cares that you're by yourself or is there in your time of need?! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 11:09AM
Finals week?! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 9:35AM
Big visit from the higher ups?! DAMMIT!
Dec 08 at 2:31AM
Kids won't call you?! DAMMIT!
Dec 05 at 9:42PM
Husband's ex-wife is driving you crazy?! DAMMIT!
Dec 05 at 9:14PM
Got rejected, again?! DAMMIT!
Dec 05 at 11:38AM
Everyone is getting on your nerves?! DAMMIT!
Dec 03 at 10:43PM
OU beat OSU?! DAMMIT!
Dec 02 at 12:25PM
Listening to your co-worker sing loudly and off key?! DAMMIT!
Nov 30 at 3:16PM
All out of makeup?! DAMMIT!
Nov 30 at 2:40AM
Just want to be left alone?! DAMMIT!
Nov 29 at 8:40PM
Already spent your paycheck and still have a week before you receive the next one?! DAMMIT!
Nov 29 at 8:31PM
Nov 29 at 2:18PM
Found out you were adopted?! DAMMIT!
Nov 24 at 2:32PM
Got caught cheating?! DAMMIT!
Nov 19 at 8:41PM
People all around you but you feel totally alone?! DAMMIT!
Nov 17 at 8:42PM
Cut hot peppers and then touched your eyes?! DAMMIT!
Nov 17 at 3:06PM
Don't have a girlfriend?! DAMMIT!
Nov 17 at 2:59PM
Everyone you work with is an idiot?! DAMMIT!
Nov 17 at 2:05AM
Husband is being deployed during the holiday season?! DAMMIT!
Nov 15 at 4:19PM
Slow drivers are always in the fast lane?! DAMMIT!
Nov 12 at 1:42PM
Too much homework followed by too many tests?! DAMMIT!
Nov 10 at 4:35PM
6 safety recalls on your Honda in one year?! DAMMIT!
Nov 08 at 3:44PM
When you reach for stress relief and realize you overdid it last time?! (had to order more) DAMMIT!
Nov 07 at 3:31PM
Found two compression fractured vertebrae?! DAMMIT!
Nov 06 at 8:40PM
Just realized that my texts to a radio station were sent to my mom and the ones to her were sent to them?! DAMMIT!
Nov 06 at 9:40AM
Forgot you had school and the idea of going just makes you want to scream?! DAMMIT!
Nov 06 at 1:50AM
Had to ask a stranger to read the parking meter because you’re too nearsighted to see it?! DAMMIT!
Nov 05 at 2:00PM
Your best friend is trying to separate you and your boyfriend?! DAMMIT!
Nov 04 at 3:43PM
Found out you're due for a phone upgrade but you just bought insurance to fix your old phone?! DAMMIT!
Nov 04 at 12:42PM
Your hard drive died overnight and it's 2 days before payday?! DAMMIT!
Nov 03 at 1:53PM
Your cheetos spilled all over the front porch just as you got home from the store?! DAMMIT!
Oct 31 at 5:06PM
Your over-privileged son has become an ungrateful adult?! DAMMIT!
Oct 31 at 5:04PM
Born to the wrong parents?! DAMMIT!
Wish you could silence the crazy soccer parents?! DAMMIT!
Oct 30 at 3:09PM
Didn’t realize your shirt was see-through until you got to work?! DAMMIT!
Oct 29 at 2:48AM
Just got diagnosed with cancer?! DAMMIT!
Oct 28 at 3:45PM
Went to the dentist for a routine cleaning and found out you need a root canal?! DAMMIT!
Oct 26 at 4:13PM
went to work today and it was a holiday so the office was closed?! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Oct 25 at 3:12PM
Lost your clicker and can't get into your car?! DAMMIT!
Oct 22 at 5:45PM
Made an expensive purchase and lost the bag on the way to the airport?! DAMMIT!
Oct 22 at 5:44PM
Your eyes are redder than a stop sign because you fell asleep with your contacts in?! DAMMIT!
Oct 06 at 1:44PM
Parents left town for a week and you realize you don’t have enough friends to throw a party?! DAMMIT!
Student loans have made your net worth a negative number?! DAMMIT!
Job hunting and realizing your college degree means absolutely nothing?! DAMMIT!
Went to surprise your girlfriend for lunch and found out she hasn’t worked there for months?! DAMMIT!
Oct 06 at 1:43PM
Got a new haircut but your family keeps asking if you gained weight?! DAMMIT!
Sep 10 at 3:12PM
Attempted to use the dishwasher and now the whole kitchen is flooded?! DAMMIT!
So broke that your fridge has only ketchup and mustard in it?! DAMMIT!
Sitting on the box your desk chair came in because you're too lazy to build it?! DAMMIT!
Account balance is so low that you just avoid looking at it till next week?! DAMMIT!
Already spent most of your paycheck but you have a week before the next one comes in?! DAMMIT!
Sep 10 at 1:09PM
Attempted to go to bed early and wound up internet binging until daylight?! DAMMIT!
Sep 10 at 1:08PM
Accidentally swallowed your contacts and the solution because it looked like a glass of water?! DAMMIT!